Patrick "Grandmaster Pat" Lim

Pat's a friend from work. It's funny that I use the word "work" there, as Patrick never actually *does* any work. Patrick is a slacker. His whole motivation in showing up for work, is to find ways to avoid working. He's good at it too. In the year he's been with the company, I don't think I've seen him do any real work yet.

I've told him he should write a book "Teach Yourself To Slack Off At Work And Not Get Caught In 21 Days."

In addition to being a world class slacker, Pat's a renowned Shaolin temple Kung-Fu Grandmaster. You think those guys in "Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon" were good? You should see Pat in action. Especially when he catches a cannonball with his eyebrows. And his upside down, levitating Dim Mak Death Touch is without equal...